The truth

How is motherhood? everyone asks.

Something like "Great, wonderful, tiring and/or fun" is my answer depending on the day.

What I want to say is:

Look down at my feet and you'll have your answer. On the left, you see toenails in their natural state - trimmed and polish free. On the right, you see 5 little piggies painted with remnants of my last pedicure color: slowly disappearing red I am calling it. You see, I ran out of nail polish remover before getting to my right foot. That was 5 days ago.

That is how motherhood is going.